🚨 BREAKING: Ubisoft HACKED AGAIN – Dataminers UNEARTH Assassin’s Creed Hexe as PEAK WOKE SLOP, WORSE THAN SHADOWS’ DISASTER! 😱 “Girlboss witch” revenge slop, linear garbage, progressive PANDEMONIUM… Servers CRASHING, source code STOLEN – Ubisoft’s EMPIRE COLLAPSING?! 💀 Fans FURIOUS, stock PLUMMETING… Click for LEAKS that DOOM 2026!
In a blow to an already reeling Ubisoft, hackers struck the company’s Rainbow Six Siege servers over the New Year’s weekend, marking the second major breach in weeks and sparking fears of widespread data leaks. Dataminers quickly pored over the fallout, unveiling details on the next Assassin’s Creed entry, Codename Hexe – a 16th-century witch-hunt tale starring a female protagonist that’s already being slammed as “modern audience slop” even more egregious than the controversy-plagued Assassin’s Creed Shadows. YouTuber Doctor Disaster lit the fuse in a viral rant uploaded January 5, 2026, blasting the revelations as proof Ubisoft is “cooked,” with the French giant’s stock teetering near penny-stock lows amid 2025’s financial bloodbath.
The intrusion, tied to a MongoDB flaw dubbed “MongoBleed” (CVE-2025-14847), allowed attackers temporary access to internal dev tools. Hackers doled out 67-day “harassment” bans to players and streamers – a nod to internet memes – triggering global outages on PC, PS4/5, and Xbox. This follows a December 28 breach rumor involving 900GB of data, including potential source code for titles spanning decades. Ubisoft stayed silent as servers limped back online via rollbacks, but whispers of Indian help-desk staff selling access and ransom demands swirled on forums like Reddit’s r/GamingLeaksAndRumours.
Assassin’s Creed Hexe, developed by Ubisoft Montreal under vets like narrative director Darby McDevitt (Assassin’s Creed Revelations) and game director Benoit Richer (Batman: Arkham Origins), emerged as the hot potato. Leaks paint a darker, more linear affair than recent RPG behemoths like Valhalla: set amid Europe’s witch trials hysteria (circa 1500s Central Europe/Germany), players control Elsa (name possibly changed), a vengeful female assassin-witch whose mother was torched at the stake. Supernatural twists include possessing crows or cats for stealth distractions – knocking over bottles to divert guards in gloomy, cobblestone streets. A fear system akin to Syndicate’s Jack the Ripper DLC looms, blending horror with parkour.
Earlier 2024-2025 leaks hyped its “gothic” vibe and “strong feminine energy,” per Ubisoft’s Yara Tabarra, but the breach-era dumps amplified backlash. Dataminers flagged repetitive revenge tropes, diluted RPG depth for streamlined old-school AC gameplay, and overt progressive nods: pronouns in character creators, diverse casts clashing with historical grit, and a “girlboss” arc critics decry as Shadows 2.0. Rumors swirl of Claudia Auditore (Ezio’s sister) cameo and “the gayest AC yet” – lesbian witch vibes that allegedly terrified execs post-Shadows. X lit up: “Modern audience garbage,” one user fumed, predicting memes galore from the “hagazussa” (Old German for witch) lead.
Shadows set the template for doom. Launched November 2024 after Yasuke backlash – the real-life African retainer recast as a black samurai co-protagonist – it ignited “historical vandalism” wars. Sales? A middling 4.3 million lifetime by mid-2025, the franchise’s weakest despite a $200M+ budget and Europe’s top new IP spot (sans sports/shooters). Ubisoft admitted it “did not meet expectations,” canceling a Civil War AC amid review bombs (user Metacritic ~4.0) over “woke” dialogues, forced diversity, and live-service grinds. No second expansion materialized; crossovers felt rushed.
Title
Release
Lifetime Sales (Est.)
Metacritic (Critic/User)
Key Backlash
Assassin’s Creed II
2009
12M+
90/8.6
None major
Black Flag
2013
15M+
88/7.8
Minimal
Odyssey
2018
27M+
83/4.1
Microtransactions
Valhalla
2020
20M+
84/4.3
Bloat, Crunch
Mirage
2023
~5M
77/7.2
Short, Rushed
Shadows
2024
4.3M
83/4.0
Yasuke, “Woke”
Hexe doubles down, per insiders: H2 2026 launch (or early 2027), Infinity platform debut, blending open zones with linearity to “leave a mark.” But Doctor Disaster scoffs: “Progressive sludge” post-Shadows won’t fly – Ubisoft’s pivoting from RPG excess after Valhalla fatigue, yet retains agenda bait. A January reveal looms, possibly with Prince of Persia: Sands of Time remake (model leaks roasted as ugly) and Black Flag redux. Preservationists eye private servers if live-service guts hit.
Broader Ubisoft carnage: 2024-25 revenue tanked 22%, layoffs slashed 1,700 jobs, Tencent bailout rumors. Skull & Bones flopped harder; Star Wars Outlaws bombed. Execs like Yves Guillemot cling to AC as lifeline – 200M+ series sales – but breaches erode trust. “Every Ubisoft game could leak,” forums warn, from Splinter Cell to Jade (China-set).
Fans split: Optimists praise Hexe’s “darkest AC” potential, cat-possession stealth, fear mechanics. Detractors? “Go woke, go broke” – X memes flood with “witch-hunting Ubisoft” jabs. As hackers feud over spoils (four groups implicated), one truth endures: In gaming’s cutthroat arena, leaks kill hype faster than daggers. Will Hexe hex Ubisoft’s revival, or conjure a turnaround? 2026 holds the cauldron.
