“😱 BOMBSHELL EXPOSED: Woody Allen’s chilling secret letter to Epstein surfaces—likening his ‘dinner girls’ to bloodthirsty ‘young vampires’ lurking in a Dracula lair! 💀 What twisted tales from their elite soirees did he bury? Hollywood’s elite are reeling… Click to unearth the full horror. 👇

A long-buried letter from Woody Allen to Jeffrey Epstein has resurfaced, casting a fresh spotlight on the filmmaker’s ties to the disgraced financier and raising eyebrows over its eerie description of Epstein’s infamous dinner parties. In the typewritten note, dated around Epstein’s 63rd birthday in January 2016, Allen likened the convicted sex offender’s Manhattan townhouse to “Castle Dracula,” complete with “several young women” serving meals who evoked “three young female vampires who service the place.” The document, obtained by The New York Times as part of a broader trove of Epstein’s personal effects, offers a glimpse into the casual camaraderie between two controversial figures at a time when Epstein was already a registered sex offender.

The letter, a photocopy of which was published alongside photos from Epstein’s opulent Upper East Side residence, paints a picture of frequent social encounters. Allen, then 80, and his wife, Soon-Yi Previn, describe themselves as neighbors who were “invited many times” to Epstein’s seven-story mansion for dinners attended by an eclectic mix of “accomplished types” — politicians, scientists, journalists, even royalty. Allen’s tone is light and anecdotal, recounting how the couple nudged Epstein to elevate his hosting game from meager Chinese takeout to “sumptuous and abundant” buffets laden with dishes and desserts. “It’s always interesting,” Allen wrote, but the service? That drew the film’s most vivid — and unsettling — imagery.

“I say well served — often it’s by some professional houseman and just as often by several young women reminding one of Castle Dracula where [Bela] Lugosi has three young female vampires who service the place,” the letter reads, referencing the 1931 horror classic starring Bela Lugosi as the titular count. Allen drives the metaphor home: “Add to this that Jeffrey lives in a vast house alone, one can picture him sleeping in damp earth.” The nod to Dracula’s brides — seductive, undead sirens who aid the vampire in his lair — lands with a macabre punch, especially given Epstein’s 2008 conviction for procuring a minor for prostitution, a plea deal that landed him just 13 months in a cushy county jail.

Epstein’s townhouse at 9 East 71st Street, a stone’s throw from Central Park, was no ordinary domicile. Spanning over 40,000 square feet across seven floors, it was a fortress of excess: a grand piano once owned by Einstein, a chessboard with diamond-and-ruby pieces, and a mysterious painting of Bill Clinton in a blue dress lounging on a red settee. Framed photos dotted the walls — Epstein schmoozing with Donald Trump and Melania, Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, even Pope John Paul II and Fidel Castro. A first-edition copy of Vladimir Nabokov’s Lolita — the tale of a middle-aged man’s obsession with a 12-year-old girl — sat prominently on a table, alongside a stuffed tiger and taxidermied animals. It was here, prosecutors later alleged, that Epstein trafficked underage girls for sexual exploitation, luring them with promises of massages that devolved into abuse.

Allen’s missive arrived amid a wave of Epstein scrutiny. Just weeks prior, the Wall Street Journal had unveiled a 2003 birthday book compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell — Epstein’s convicted accomplice — featuring lewd notes from Trump (“may every day be another wonderful secret”) and others like Bill Clinton and Vera Wang. The Times’ report, published August 5, 2025, delved deeper, revealing Epstein’s “birthday ledger” of tributes from A-listers, including former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak (“you are like a closed book to many… but you know everything about everyone”) and media mogul Mortimer Zuckerman, who quipped about menu items to “enhance Jeffrey’s sexual performance.” Allen’s contribution stands out for its folksy familiarity, but the vampire analogy has ignited backlash, with critics decrying it as tone-deaf or worse — a wink at the predatory undercurrents swirling around Epstein’s circle.

The 89-year-old director, no stranger to controversy, has faced his own shadows. In 1992, his adopted daughter Dylan Farrow accused him of molesting her at age 7; Allen, who was never charged, has denied the claims, calling them a fabrication by ex-partner Mia Farrow amid their bitter custody battle. A 2021 HBO documentary, Allen v. Farrow, revived the allegations, but a Connecticut prosecutor declined to press charges in 1993, citing insufficient evidence. Allen’s 1997 marriage to Previn, then 27 and Farrow’s adopted Korean daughter from a previous marriage, further fueled public outrage, with Farrow branding it “incestuous.” Previn, now 54, has defended the union as consensual and loving.

Neither Allen nor Previn has been accused of wrongdoing in Epstein’s orbit. A spokesperson previously told outlets like the Telegraph that the couple “lived in the same neighborhood as Epstein and were frequently invited to dinner parties at his townhouse,” emphasizing no business dealings occurred without Previn present. Epstein’s infamous “black book” lists Allen’s contact info, and flight logs show no trips on the financier’s “Lolita Express” jet. Victim Virginia Giuffre, who sued Maxwell for defamation (settling in 2017), claimed in depositions to have served Allen hors d’oeuvres at Epstein events but alleged no misconduct. Allen, in a 2019 statement, expressed regret over the association: “I had dinner with him a few times… It was a mistake, but I didn’t know much about him.”

The letter’s emergence coincides with renewed calls to unseal Epstein’s files. President Trump, re-elected in 2024, pledged during his campaign to release the documents, but delays have sparked speculation. Elon Musk, a former Epstein acquaintance, tweeted in June 2025: “If the files aren’t out by now, it’s because certain names are too hot.” House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer subpoenaed Clinton and Trump DOJ records in July, probing Epstein’s 2008 plea deal under then-U.S. Attorney Alex Acosta. Maxwell, serving 20 years for sex trafficking, has appealed her conviction, claiming Epstein’s suicide in 2019 precluded a fair trial.

Social media erupted post-publication, with X (formerly Twitter) ablaze under hashtags like #EpsteinFiles and #WoodyAllen. One viral post from @BreakingNews4X garnered 788 likes: “Doesn’t Woody Allen have a history of sex abuse against underage girls?” linking to the letter and Farrow saga. Another from @MakeTexasBlue22 shared the Dracula excerpt, quipping, “Hollywood’s elite knew exactly what they were dining with.” Defenders, like film critic @FinalTelegraph, noted: “No abuse accusations tied to Epstein… Allen regrets the association.”

For Allen, whose last film Coup de Chance (2023) drew Cannes buzz but boycotts over his past, the timing stings. He retreated to Europe post-#MeToo, but the letter drags him back into the fray. “This isn’t humor; it’s a red flag,” tweeted Dylan Farrow in August, amplifying calls for accountability. Allen’s team has not commented on the latest revelation, but sources close to him insist the Dracula riff was “playful banter among neighbors,” not endorsement of Epstein’s sins.

Epstein’s web ensnared dozens — from Clinton’s 26 Lolita flights to Trump’s Mar-a-Lago overlaps — but left many unscathed legally. The townhouse, seized by prosecutors in 2019 and sold for $51 million in 2021, now stands empty, a relic of unchecked power. As more ledgers surface, questions linger: Were these dinners mere networking, or veils for darker dealings? Allen’s words, once whimsical, now haunt like a bad sequel — a reminder that in Hollywood’s gilded shadows, some jokes age like blood in the vein.