UBISOFT HAS OFFICIALLY LOST THEIR MINDS! $60 FOR A 13-YEAR-OLD GAME?! 🏴☠️💸
The audacity is unreal. They’re charging FULL AAA PRICE for “Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Resynced” while stripping out the multiplayer and original DLC. It’s the ultimate “Nostalgia Tax”!
Ubisoft Singapore (yes, the Skull and Bones team) thinks adding some ray-tracing and a “pet monkey” justifies a $60 price tag for a story we already finished back in 2013. They’re calling it a “faithful remake,” but the community is calling it a blatant cash grab to cover their recent losses. Are we really supposed to pay $60 just to sail the same seas with better water physics, or is it time to send this “Resynced” ship straight to Davy Jones’ Locker? 💀
The boycotts are already starting, and the comparison charts prove we’re being fleeced. Is a crouch button and some new sea shanties really worth sixty bucks? 👇

For years, the gaming world whispered about a return to the Golden Age of Piracy. Last week, Ubisoft finally pulled back the curtain on Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Resynced, a “built from the ground up” remake of the 2013 masterpiece. But the excitement was short-lived. As soon as the $59.99 price tag hit the PlayStation and Xbox stores, the cheers turned into a chorus of “scam” and “corporate greed.”
The controversy has ignited a massive debate over the value of remakes in 2026. While titles like Resident Evil 4 set a high bar for reimagining classics, fans argue that Ubisoft is asking for “modern AAA money” for what amounts to a technical facelift of a game that many still own and play today.
The “Skull and Bones” Shadow
Perhaps the biggest point of contention is the studio behind the project: Ubisoft Singapore. Having spent a decade in development hell with the widely panned Skull and Bones, critics suggest that Resynced is a “safety net” project designed to recoup losses using a proven IP.
“They couldn’t make a new pirate game work, so they’re selling us the old one for the price of a new one,” wrote a prominent user on r/AssassinsCreed. “It’s a $60 apology for Skull and Bones, and we’re the ones paying for it.”
What Do You Get for $60?
Ubisoft’s marketing push emphasizes the move to the Anvil engine (the same tech powering AC Shadows), promising:
Total Visual Overhaul: Ray-traced global illumination, 4K/60FPS performance, and “next-gen” water physics.
Gameplay Refinements: The addition of a “crouch anywhere” button, manual jumping, and the removal of the infamous “instant-fail” stealth missions.
New Narrative Fluff: Additional scenes featuring Edward’s wife, Caroline, and three new recruitable officers with unique side quests.
However, the “missing” features are what truly sting. Insider reports from Insider Gaming confirmed that Resynced will not include the original game’s beloved multiplayer mode or the Freedom Cry DLC.
The “Nostalgia Tax” Meltdown
On X (formerly Twitter) and Reddit, the “sh*t lib” vs. “core gamer” divide has surprisingly unified under one banner: frustration. While some “modern audience” advocates suggest the updated social features and “pet monkey” companion justify the cost, the majority of the community remains unconvinced.
“I can buy the original Black Flag for $5 on a Steam sale right now,” noted one viral post on r/pcgaming. “Unless Edward is going to jump out of my screen and hand-deliver me a bottle of rum, there is zero justification for $60. This is the definition of a ‘Nostalgia Tax’.”
Even fans who were initially excited about the return of Matt Ryan (the voice of Edward Kenway) are questioning the value proposition. While the game features re-motion-captured scenes and new dialogue, many argue that $30 or $40 would have been the “sweet spot” for a faithful remake.
The Psychological $50 Threshold
Industry analysts are watching this rollout closely. “There is a distinct psychological barrier at the $50 mark,” says market researcher AlfredsLoveSong. “When you price a remake at $60, you are inviting players to compare it to brand-new, original experiences like GTA 6 or Windrose. By that metric, Black Flag Resynced—no matter how pretty the water looks—comes up short.”
Ubisoft’s Gamble: Will We Buy It Anyway?
Despite the “MELTDOWN” currently occurring in comment sections, Ubisoft seems to be betting on the “silent majority.” Black Flag remains the most popular entry in the franchise, and the company is banking on the fact that millions of PS5 and Xbox Series X owners are desperate for a high-quality pirate adventure that isn’t a live-service mess.
With a release date set for July 9, 2026, the clock is ticking. Ubisoft Singapore has three months to prove that Resynced is more than just a “reskinned” cash grab. If the pre-order numbers falter, we might see the quickest price drop in Ubisoft history.
For now, the message from the docks is clear: We love Edward Kenway, but we don’t love him for $60.
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